How do I even have followers on twitter

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philosophyandthearts:

Veronika Von Volkova -Girandole Grove Fountain

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I just got super light headed and fell on the floor

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Toccata & Fugue // Eyvind Earle

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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iamtheblacklizards:

Some racist piece of shit came in to do his laundry and I’m seriously considering pissing on his clothes before he comes back to dry them if the other people in here leave before that

Did it.

YOU ARE MY HERO

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givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

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thedevintownsendfanproject:

never trust people who don’t like beer

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